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Perhaps you would like to visit a place where every bank manager lives, a place where every upper class family has called
their home?
The kind of place where everyone's list of hobbie's are: golfing, boating and buying small businesses just so you can
make them bankrupt.
If so, then you've come to the right place.
This, a place called 'Weaselville', the town for that tiny piece of snobbery inside of everyone.
Maybe you'd like to take a few laps around the Weaselville Raceway?
Or perhaps you prefer to work hard rather than play hard?
If so then Weaselville is the place to be.
Maybe you'd like to buy that house you've always dreamed of?
The house with the pool; over looking the sea.
Or you may want to take a boating trip around Weaselville and admire the hard work that went towards building the Weaselville
Bridge?
Maybe you are a little more outgoin and want to (for a small fee) take a race around the fielded outskirts of Weaselville?
Or perhaps you would just like to drive so wrecklessly that you end up plowing straight through Weaselville's crash barriers
and plant yourself at the bottom of the ocean?
All of these things and more are all available for you to do at Weaselville.
And as our old town motto has always stated: "You'd better enjoy this place, 'cause you ain't leaving."
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